In order to support the narcissistic nature of my birthday, I am opening my life to all who care to pry into it.
Feel free to ask me anything you've ever wanted to know, but never dared ask. I will answer ALMOST any question.
I'll compile all the questions, and answer them in one delightful celebratory birthday post on Saturday night... while I spend my birthday weekend ALONE.
insert pitiful sigh
I told Skip even if he gets back at 11:59 on Sunday night, it is still my birthday. I'll wait up.
ps To answer what several of you asked, Mika took the pics of Skip and I on Easter.
26 comments:
I still want to know why you keep marrying army men.
Why aren't you having kids with your cute husband. Six may be a lot already, but don't you want to reproduce your love?
Have you always been this obsessed with your birthday?
Why are you so lucky that you get to spend your entire birthday weekend alone?
Why are your kids names so um, different?
Did you like being single?
Does your hubby have to go to Iraq?
You don't have to answer all of these, but please do answer at least the first.
I'll ask this just because I used to count as a teenager (and, embarrassing, even in college). How many people have you kissed?
What a fun idea!
OK, what in the world encouraged you to become friends with a over weight middle-aged woman? What ever it was, I love you for it.
do you still have that yellow dress?
hee hee
I'm sorry. i couldn't resist.
Wow, I learned a lot about you just from Paige's questions.
And tell Anna that she is not overweight or middle aged. 40 is the new 30, etc., etc.
My question is this: If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be?
All my questions from my last nosy comment please. But save a little somethin' juicy for a gabtalk interview coming soon!
Funny you should open it up because when I just saw your "If you give your mom a moment," I wondered if you modeled it after the book "If you give a pick a pancake?"
I want to know how you met your husband?
This is a fun idea. I hope you are having a great brithday week!
Yes, I am hazen5! Thanks for coming over to say hi. I think YOUR kids are beautiful!! My question for the birthday girl is..."What is your most embarrassing moment?" Don't skimp on the details!!! Glad to finally meet you!
Do you still use ice?
ice, ice baby......
From someone who is ALWAYS dealing with this:
Have you EVER struggled with your weight?
What is Skip's real name? ("B" from the i-pod engraving.)
What is it about Skip that makes you so madly in love with him? Have you always felt this way about him or has that love grown and developed over time?
How young are you? I'm seriously old!
Birthday weekend alone=bliss!
P.S. Hey no worries my friend. Still love ya! Skip is not part of the covert operation to hide the bombing range from all the innocent home buyers. It's a muli-level conspiracy . . . starting with the feds (who of course did absolutely nothing and are completely innocent), county government, city government, developers, home builders that had "nothing to disclose", etc. This is something that has been going down since the 1940s . . . and I betcha a million bucks Skip wasn't part of the Army Corps of Engineers back then. I'm just grateful our little situation has been fast-tracked and the Army Corps of Engineers has stepped up to the plate to help clean up this mess.
what's the first thing you eat in the morning?
what is your biggest regret?
who was your first love?
Happy Birthday!!
How tall are you?
Where do you like to vacation?
Where is the best place you have lived?
I know you support the troops, but do you support the war?
Would you want your children to be in the military?
Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?
Flip flops, heels, or sneakers?
I could go on but I'll stop.
I like all of Paige's questions, so I support you answering those.
And...
do you still want to try to have lunch when you are down here so we can talk about hate? I could probably make a panini if you so desire.
Brittany, silly question- I was her first love. We all know that.
ok, I have some questions, but I'm sure they are ones you don't want to answer about people you'd rather I not bring up.
So I'll ask somethng uber-gay instead.
Do you like fluffy puppy dogs, or cuddly kittens better? (Keeping in mind that both lick their own anuses and then your face.)
I too, learned a lot just from the questions paige asked...
just answer all of those, and it'll be a good one!
I want to know how you met Skip also.
Why do you deprive you poor children the joy of having a pet? :)
Do you ever think back to USU and think, "That short dark haired girl that never paid attention in class was SHALLY!"
What is your worst habit?
What is your favorite movie?
And...
Is your singed eyebrow growing back?
What was the first car you crashed?
Was Steve your first love? And, what was it about him that drew you to him? (I'm cracking myself up here.)
What is your favorite snack? (DO you snack?)
How long have you known your husband?
Happy Birthday!
1. If two ladies were walking down the street and one smelled hair burning would that be you trying to light MY grill?
2. If Steve was truly your first love why isn't he black, bald and me?
3. What's really going on with blog-a-la-poop-a-lot?
4. Where are those little cakes that Shally sent you?
5. What time are you putting the kids to bed?
Love ya babe, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!
Happy Birthday a little bit early! Thanks for stopping by my blog! I have seen you on other blogs and read your comments there, so you aren't a total stranger. You are coming to blogapalooza too right? So then we really won't be strangers!
Since I really don't know you that well, I will just ask some basic questions.
1. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
2. What is your favorite thing abour yourself?
3. If money were no object, what is your dream vacation?
4. What is your favorite song that gets you moving?
5. What is one of your biggest pet peeves in this world?
Can't wait to see the answers!
I feel like after 20 years I know you pretty well, but:
Remember that Don kid with the braces and bleached front of his hair who we knew briefly around age 14? How many times did you make out with him?
Were you more than friends with the Garrison kid? {Gerard's best friend}
Did you and Steve Rosbach ever make out?
Do you or do you not keep in touch with Tara, bc I had a weird dream about her last night.
What is Andrew up to?
Is your mom still crazy about music?
Is your dad still the funniest guy ever?
Rynell, she was drawn to me because, despite not being very hot when we were 5, she knew how hot I'd be today.
Okay, Skip is cracking me up...
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