I had the occasion to spend four hours in the car with my firstborn this week. I took advantage of the obvious teaching moments, and hooked us up with a little ipod playlist that I like to call "Still Livin In High School." Oh, it's classic. Classic. It includes such artists as Bon Jovi, Biz Markie, Salt-n-Pepa, Skid Row, Guns n Roses, Slick Rick, REM, Digital Underground, and I won't lie... a little Wrex n Effex.
I am pleased to report that said child knew many of the lyrics to these richly historical tunes. I felt accomplished as a parent. I was so inspired, in fact, that I decided to school him in the fine art of vehicular vocalizing. The rules are as follows:
1. Sing. Really, really loudly.
I cannot understand how it's possible that from day to day, I have difficulty remembering where I put my shoes, when I am in charge of carpool, or whether or not I put on deodorant... and yet... every word from every song comes back to me with a clarity that is not to be believed. And suddenly, I want to dance. I want to shake what my mama gave me, and driving becomes secondary in importance to my performance. I can only think of channeling my inner Axl.
Thank goodness I have that sweet son o' mine to keep me in line. After a few minutes of slack-jawed horror, he finally snapped me back to reality by saying, "Mom. You should probably settle down before you throw your back out again."
And just like that, Axl has left the building.