Wednesday, March 26, 2008

the A part of QnA

This is ridiculously long. I'm sure there is no one other than me who could possibly enjoy reading this entire thing. But I had a BLAST writing it all... your questions were killer. So I don't really care if you read it or not. I've read it enough times for all of you. Feel free to skip ahead to your own questions... and THANKS for asking so many great questions. Thanks for making me feel awesome on my birthday. Oh, and Gabi... I'm sorry, but there is absolutely nothing left for a Gabtalk interview. You people have stripped me bare.


Red Seaglass said... I feel like after 20 years I know you pretty well, but: Remember that Don kid with the braces and bleached front of his hair who we knew briefly around age 14? How many times did you make out with him?

-Holy cerebral whiplash! Thanks for the hellish trip down memory lane. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Were you more than friends with the Garrison kid? {Gerard's best friend}

-John? No. Wade? Yes.

Did you and Steve Rosbach ever make out?

Um... No. See Steve's questions for clarification.

Do you or do you not keep in touch with Tara, bc I had a weird dream about her last night.

No. I would like to though. Miss her!

What is Andrew up to?

I'm sorry, this is about ME, not my brother. (He's married with 2 kids, lives in CT)

Is your mom still crazy about music?Is your dad still the funniest guy ever?

Yes, Yes.

gab said...
I know you said you and your hubby are newlyweds. How long have you been married? Which kids are yours, mine and ours? How do you do it all in such a Brady-Bunch-like-manner? It can't be easy but your family seems so sweet. Details, please.

We got married in December of 06. We were sealed in January of 08. Mika (meeka), Noelani (noah-lani) & Keola (kay-OH-la) are mine, Jordan and Samantha are Skip's. We only have five kids for a total of 3-5 weeks a year. That's why we succeed. I hate it though. I would love to have Jordan and Sam with us all the time. We miss them so much. But we maintain a Brady-Bunch manner by throwing footballs at their noses when they act up.

Paige said...
I still want to know why you keep marrying army men. Why aren't you having kids with your cute husband. Five may be a lot already, but don't you want to reproduce your love?Have you always been this obsessed with your birthday?Why are you so lucky that you get to spend your entire birthday weekend alone?Why are your kids names so um, different?Did you like being single?Does your hubby have to go to Iraq?


-Can't beat the military benefits. Especially if they die.

-My husband has been snipped... prior to my arrival. Plus we have five already, who have a lot of needs. I would love to have Skip's child, if we were ten years younger and had no other children.

-I was obsessed with my birthday through college. Since then, I've tried to tone it down a bit. Oddly, people found me obnoxious. But I couldn't resist exploiting the blog forum this year.

-Bday alone = bad. Not lucky. (plus, the three kids are still here, making "alone" unachievable)

-My kids' father is Samoan. Hence the "different" names.

-I did not like being single. It was lonely and difficult. Plus, no sex. (Sorry Mom and Dad.) Although I did get the whole bed to myself, which I loved.

-He came back from Iraq a couple years ago. He will hopefully retire before he has to go again.

Cindi Martineau said...
I'll ask this just because I used to count as a teenager (and, embarrassing, even in college). How many people have you kissed?

-Skip will love this one. Thanks, Cindi. I actually used to keep a list. (I make a lot of lists. This one was, perhaps, the dumbest.) My goal was to kiss 100 before I got married. I made it to 76. If you count the people I've married, it's 78. I hate that I know that. And I hate that you know some of them.

AnnaBanana said...
OK, what in the world encouraged you to become friends with an over weight middle-aged woman? What ever it was, I love you for it.
-Anna, you are so even-keeled and slow to anger, you are good for me!! Plus, you were skinny and young when we met.

lisamarie said...
do you still have that yellow dress?hee hee I'm sorry. i couldn't resist.
-I wear it instead of lingerie. B loves it.

Christie said...
If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be?
-Hmm... probably Skip because I want to know what his mind really thinks about me not shaving my legs every day. Plus, I'd still get to enjoy the great conjugal benefits.

Amber said...
Funny you should open it up because when I just saw your "If you give your mom a moment," I wondered if you modeled it after the book "If you give a pig a pancake?"
Yep. http://eggplant-is-her-game.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-you-give-mom-moment_18.html

Mom2My6Kids said...
I want to know how you met your husband?
We were friends in a previous life. I moved away, and down the road we both ended up divorced. A mutual friend kept in touch with him while he was in Iraq. She told me that he was single now, and I told her to find out if he knew I was as well. She put us in touch with each other, and it was instant.

Hazen5 said...
What is your most embarrassing moment?
You know, I hate this question because I don't have one. I like to share my son's, however, because it is horrible. He played flag football last fall, and had windpants that snapped up the side. Someone grabbed his flag while he was running with the ball, and pulled so hard they whipped his pants right off. He is a beanpole like me, so there he was with his stork legs and knobby knees, in his underwear, in the middle of the field. I was embarrassed for him. Does that count?

Thornton Family said...
Do you still use ice? ice, ice baby......
-Leave it to you, T, to ask the one question that falls into the "ALMOST anything" category.

Jessica said...
From someone who is ALWAYS dealing with this: Have you EVER struggled with your weight?
I struggle the opposite way. When things got really bad in my life a few years back, in spite of still eating regularly, I dropped about 12 pounds. It was not cute at all. 5'7" 108 lbs. Yuck.

Heidiram said...
What is Skip's real name? ("B" from the i-pod engraving.)What is it about Skip that makes you so madly in love with him? Have you always felt this way about him or has that love grown and developed over time?
-Alfred. The B stands for his last name, which starts with B, and since we have the same initials, I just call him B.
-I have always really enjoyed his company and had a lot of respect for him. Since we have been married, my friends who have known me for years and years have told me how happy they are to see me "back to my old self." That is why I love him so madly, because I can be myself and I like who I am. Also, I think it being a second marriage, we both just let a lot of stupid stuff go. That makes it easier to love and enjoy each other. But enough about him. It's taking the focus off me.

brittany said...
what's the first thing you eat in the morning?
toast or cereal

what is your biggest regret?
That I failed in a marriage and my children experienced divorce.

who was your first love?
Wade Garrison (man, you and your sister are KILLN me with these blasts from the past today!)

HappyBack said... Brittany, silly question- I was her first love. We all know that.ok, I have some questions, but I'm sure they are ones you don't want to answer about people you'd rather I not bring up.So I'll ask somethng uber-gay instead. Do you like fluffy puppy dogs, or cuddly kittens better? (Keeping in mind that both lick their own anuses and then your face.)

Yeah, Steve, sorry it didn't work out between us. It was over after I saw your fluffy puppy licking your face.
Actually, for the record, Steve is my brother. I mean, not literally, but he may as well be. He was the only guy friend I never hooked up with. (He claims no place in the "Elite 78") I've known him since I was five years old. He has too much dirt on me for me to end the friendship. Plus, Skip likes him too. So I keep him around.


calibosmom said...
How tall are you?
5'7"

Where do you like to vacation?
We have a timeshare, so anywhere at all. I do prefer the coasts, however. East or west.

Where is the best place you have lived?
Grew up in Boston, I don't think it gets any better than that.

I know you support the troops, but do you support the war?
I hate the effects of the war, but I support it because part of the Army mission is to "overcome any nations responsible for aggressive acts that imperil the peace and security of the United States." That happened on 9/11 and until those insurgent forces are broken, it is likely to happen again.

Would you want your children to be in the military?
They're too young to fire weapons, and they don't make uniforms small enough. Get back to me in ten years.

Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?
Neighborhood, but with lots of "nowhere" included. It's gorgeous. Who knew Idaho had it in her?

Flip flops, heels, or sneakers?
Yes. Love to lounge, love to dress up, love to run.



Shally said...
Why do you deprive you poor children the joy of having a pet? :)
See Steve's question above.

Do you ever think back to USU and think, "That short dark haired girl that never paid attention in class was SHALLY!"
Yeah, Shal. Every day.

What is your worst habit?
I put the toilet paper on the dispenser the wrong way.

What is your favorite movie?
-I love comedies: Mel Brooks stuff, Leslie Nielsen, etc. For a non-comedy, it'd be The Notebook. I know that will be me one day, and I'm so glad my husband loves me in a way that once in awhile, hopefully, he will still be able to bring me back.

And...Is your singed eyebrow growing back?
The eyebrows, yes. The left lashes... a bit too slowly for my liking.

Rynell said...
What was the first car you crashed?
First and ONLY... Geo Metro driving home from HS graduation. Way to roll up to the party, huh?
Was Steve your first love? And, what was it about him that drew you to him? (I'm cracking myself up here.)
I love how he interacts with his pets.

What is your favorite snack? (DO you snack?)
Fresh salsa and guacamole with thin, salty, greasy chips.

How long have you known your husband?
About five years

Skip said...
*Andrea here. For the record, I could only post three of my husband's questions. I guess he thought when I said I'd answer ALMOST anything, he thought I meant anything HE might ask. HA! Don't think so, B.

If Steve was truly your first love why isn't he black, bald and me?
-Steve is getting WAY too much print on MY bday post. I know he's lovn every second of it too. Anyone got a hook-up for him? He's marketable...

What's really going on with blog-a-la-poop-a-lot?
-Shhh... just like the Army policy... don't ask, don't tell...

Where are those little cakes that Shally sent you?
-ABOUT THOSE... mmmm...


Tristan said...
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
-Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip or Strawberry

What is your favorite thing about yourself?
-My sense of humor.

If money were no object, what is your dream vacation?
-Greece or Portugal

What is your favorite song that gets you moving?
-I have a playlist with about 20 songs called "Motivate Me"... I like music too much to pick one favorite. A couple off the list: Low by FloRida, Just Lose It by Eminem, Glamorous by Fergie

What is one of your biggest pet peeves in this world?
-One? Wow. Hard. How about my top 20 pet peeves? If I had to pick just one, it would be people who stop to watch me and laugh the entire 15 minutes I'm attempting to parallel park.

20 comments:

♥Shally said...

I want to know what Skip asked...

And I loved reading about you!

Absolutely Normal Chaos said...

I can hardly believe it has already been a whole month that we have been celebrating your birthday. I really hope you have a great one and I can't wait to see you this summer. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HappyBack said...

Observations:

1) Interesting answer to the "Do you support the War" question. As a big liberal Democrat, I'd have expected a different answer from you.

2) While I got mentioned a lot, I should have been mentioned more.

3) While I am NOT black, bald, and Skip, I AM tan, rested, and ready.

4) Am I the only person who grew up in New England who would be perfectly happy if I never went back there again? I honestly don't see why all of our old childhood friends want to go back so badly, you included.

5) I can't believe someone mentioned Don! Whoops, sorry, dON. Always a lower case "d". Just as the emotional scars were healing, someone whips that name out on you. I'm sorry, Andre'. You shouldn't have had to go through that.

6) Happy Freaking Birthday! And yes, I do have a lot of dirt on you, so watch it babe.

♥Shally said...

oh-- and if I ever come to your house, I am totally turning the toilet paper roll around.

Tristan said...

This was a fun idea and a great way for people to get to know you better!!

One last question, How old are you turning? ;)

Cindi M said...

That, I must say, was well worth the read. It does do weird things to your brain, going back to those memories though. I liked the wording you gave to that...cerebral whiplash.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who counted. There must be more of us out there!

I'm not going to give the S-name any more press, because could his ego really get any bigger?

Happy Birthday!!

D said...

Where is the white crocheted outfit? That seems birthday appropriate...

HappyBack said...

I know who the "S-name" is. My ego just got a little bigger. Thanks babe.

Jen -n- Jase & kids said...

Ahh, see, I just was telling my husband that one of the things about Andrea is that she was sort of a sister I didn't have (at the time...don't want the one that showed up at 13 year old to feel she isn't loved.)
Anyway, Andrea, seeing you are that exactly 7 day's older, I find it EASY to let you stake claim to Steve as your brother also. Besides, he has WAY too much personality for only 7 siblings to TRUELY appreciate. (and whew, I'm kinda happy to hear you two never made out. One of those things I never would have asked, but glad to hear the answer.)

So, to you my non-sister yet might as well be :o) ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY and thanks for all the fun info.
-- Jen

Carrie Ann said...

I didn't even know this was going on. Birthdays are a BIG deal. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (A day late and a dollar short as usual.) I am SO glad you were born. I wish I had a question for you, but I am SO TIRED. I love that I was there when you crashed your car on graduation day. I think I even have a photo? Do you have a photo of that? I'm glad someone thought to take that picture. Why can't more awkward moments of our lives be captured on film? That's my question for you, poo.

Katie said...

toilet paper wrong way? that's the man's job, you supposed to be the good one...

sigh

that was a great post... long, but worth the read and laughs - thanks!

Anna said...

Happy Birthday girlfriend. This is a fun blog, who knows maybe I'll do it next year when March rolls around for my 48th birthday. (why does 48 sound soooo old?)

Bridget said...

We blog the same circles and I saw you are going to blogapalooza too so I had to come visit you.

Great post. You sound like a crack-up. I lived about 45 minutes north of Boston for four years. It was fun but I would be very happy to not live there again.

diane said...

Happy Birthday! Fun read...I still want to know how young you are!

martha corinna said...

Happy Birthday!
Fun stuff, intimate facts are pretty interesting.
We have a few things in common that we will have to compare notes on, especially the having to worry about calories for the opposite reason. Most people are pretty disgusted with me if I let that secret out so I try not to make any enemies.

Heidiram said...

I am such a loser! My mom has been in town visiting and I haven't been online to check blogs. Happy Late Birthday. Still 4 minutes left until your birthday weekend is over on the east coast.

Katie said...

yep - love the newest jaheim, got it the same day as mary though, and mary squeeked out the winner between the two. She gets more playing time.

But I did make one CD out the 2 with my favorites of the 2 on there.

Now that... is a good CD.

The Mencl's said...

You are so funny! This was so fun to read. I hope that you had a wonderful birthday month!

Celia Fae said...

Did I get something wrong? I thought your birthday was today, March 31. It is even on my calendar. I feel like a fool that I missed the date.

I read all of the questions and answers and I really like you but we are opposites in a lot of ways. I guess that is what makes us interesting, huh? Like I could give a rip about toilet paper, but then again I HAVE kissed a lot of boys so that is something in common. We used to be Lip Sluts. Nice. Notice how I am making sure this is the last comment so no one else reads it.

I'm bummed I missed the question boat. I might require my own post.

I noticed you didn't kiss any boys between 77 and 78. Are you telling me you didn't date at all? What is the second wedding night in your life like, because my first one was so lame I'd almost want to get remarried just so I could have another.

gab said...

This was very satisfying and interesting to read.

I'm glad you are 35 now. For some reason I thought you were just turning 30 and that seemed way too young for us to be real friends. But, seeing as I am only 2 1/2 years older than you, I think we will get along just fine.

Oh, and I will still do a gabtalk...don't worry, I am full of nosy questions!