Remember that annoying song from about 15 years ago? Well, it was all I heard coursing through my head yesterday as I took my two nieces to the pool. And my bathing suit top broke. And my itty bitty teeny tiny mamas made their debut in front of the local population.
At first I thought the clasp had slipped. So I scream-whispered for my 11 year old niece to come fix it for me, so I didn't have to let go of my 1 year old niece's hand and watch her drown. She came over, tried, and then informed me it was broken. BROKEN! In my deepest dreams, it broke because the strain from holding back my bosoms was more than it could bear.
I called Skip and told him about it, expecting lots of sympathy. Instead he said, "I think I'm kind of turned on over here..."
It's time for me to get a new suit and time for him to get out of the middle of the woods with those cadets.
And no, there are no pictures with this post.
13 comments:
I would die! Is that your most embarrasing moment? What is (now that is a great post idea)?
Wow. That's pretty embarrassing. Sounds like you should leave the State. How about traveling a little further South?
At least you didn't "raise your hands in the air and shake your derriere." For whatever perverse reason, I have this song memorized and can still spit it out at moments notice. "A party over here, a party over there..."
I hate it when I am about to expose something whether bosom or bum because my kids are climbing me like a mountain or I am carrying 536 things, one of which is a child, and have no hands to readjust my slipping clothing and cover myself. This is especially troublesome at church.
Oh girl, that's hot. If your bathing suit breaks, it's too old and time to get a new one. I think your wardrobe is telling you something. Cute shirt in the previous picture though!
This never would have happened if you bought a swimsuit from here:
http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html
I have one in each color and a matching scrunchie too.
HA!! HA!!
(I am not laughing at you-- well, maybe just a LITTLE...)
If my top broke (which it wouldn't cuz I can't get away with a 2 piece anymore), but IF it did...
I think everyone would just think I was a guy...
Why do all guys think alike? Or is it just the ones who are away from their wives and stuck with a bunch of soldiers? Because I can GUARANTEE that's what my husband would have said and it would have been a crime for that to happen to me. Like, I'd have gotten arrested or something.
but, WHY no picture? I thought you were gonna say you whisper/yelled for your niece to get the camera!
Oh gosh...if that happened to me everyone would die of shock over the stretched-marked mamas that hang down to my waist.
Lovely picture I just put in your heads, isn't it?
Welcome to the flasher club, it's very exclusive and we don't let just anyone it. Send your membership dues in ASAP.
You sound happy and relaxed, wonderful for you!!!
I am laughing!! Love Skip's response, typical guy!
I can relate! I split my banana-hammock right down the middle on a stretch of gay beach in Miami a couple of winters ago. From the strain of containment. I was mortified.
Bwwaaahhh! Hee hee!
Welcome to the "I bared my goods without wanting to in front of a stranger" club. You are now the vice president. I'd promote you to president if your bottoms had fallen off, too. Currently, I am reigning naked champion.
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